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Floating an air biscuit – Paid in full… October 31, 2006

Posted by Woody in Uncategorized.
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Some of you may recall me making statements in the past about the humor in the occasional thunder flutter while running on the treadmill. How I would giggle to myself while sharing my chemical warfare with others at the gym. Well, I received some serious payback during my run last night. I was running five miles (about an hour run) and a nice young lady starts her walk on the treadmill next to me. She yapps with her friend a while and as she nears her workout she blows the Sphincter Whistle like it’s never been blown before. This lady sent a message from the interior minister that was loud and clear. It was a room clearer that any man would be proud to have claimed as his own. North Korea would raise a white flag and destroyed its weapons of mass destruction to avoid being hit again.

I was speechless, only cause I had to cover my face with my shirt as to not vomit!

I wanted to further paint this picture for you by sharing what I believe is her personal ad below:

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I will be sure to avoid running next to Ms. Flaming Cornhole in future runs at the gym.

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1. Pez - October 31, 2006

Man, this is sooooo similar to a couple of experiences I had a work. This one coworker would casually walk over, engage you in conversation, smile and then casually walk away only to have you realize in a moment of pure desperation that you are trapped in a gaseous cloud from which there is no escape.

I hate people like that.


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